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Post: Today I had to relieve myself on the street
Top Comment: Well, as the saying goes: shit happens
Sounds like you ultimately made the right choice
Post: I slammed a kid's head into gravel when I was maybe 7
Top Comment: I pushed a wagon in front of a girl who was riding her bike down a hill. Fucked her up. She didn’t pick on me after that. I was 7, she was 12.
Post: I threw a friend's photo album in the garbage when I was 9.
Top Comment: Jesus, I feel second hand bad after reading this
Post: I abused coupons for my local Pizza restaurant that they stop giving them out
Top Comment: You probably lost out. Two mediums is almost always less pizza than one extra large.
Post: In the 2nd grade, I bullied a very sweet, shy girl who didn't deserve it.
Top Comment: Hi. I'm Mae. Not in the sense that I am really her. But I was in her position, didn't have the best clothes, shoes, and no one to help me with my hair. I was made fun of and it didn't feel good. I now have a daughter and those lessons helped me raise my daughter to know other peoples opinions of you aren't your responsibility and their opinions do not define you.
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My first award!!! Thank you so much, I am truly touched by your kindness:)
I’m humbled by everyones comments. Thank you.
Post: I sprayed WD-40 in a kid's eyes because he wouldn't let me go to his birthday party
Top Comment: Robert probably doesn't see you either you blinded him.
Post: I sleep on a stolen mattress every night. (Apparently I need at least fifty characters in the title so I just put this here)
Top Comment: You stole some furniture, by the sounds of the situation the school had bigger problems. Like lawsuit problems lol
Post: I paid someone to write papers for me during my last year of college.
Top Comment: I used to write college papers for money. Haha.
Post: I lit a large fire in my neighborhood when I was a kid.
Top Comment: Wow reminds when I was I was walking to school and was playing with matches in an earlier grade. Maybe 3rd. Started a grass fire next to a house tried to stamped it out. Failed. Ran next door to get water hose. Put it out and quickly left the scene. Chose to walk home a different route that day. What is it about kids and fire.
Post: [Light] Sometimes I'll take a couple Benadryl just because I'm bored and would rather be asleep than deal with life's monotony.
Top Comment: I just like it because if i take two of what I’m prescribed, I fall asleep within 15 minutes, and wake up like 12 hours later. It’s my “temporary suicide” as I call it
Post: I stole thousands of pounds worth of food due to an exploit.
Top Comment: At what shop was this, Asda, Sainsbury’s etc?
Post: I am getting high on cocaine and doing schoolwork.
Top Comment: How fuckin rich do you have to be to use coke for casual homework
Post: I stole a can of sloppy joe
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Post: I stayed in hotels for free by signing people up for spam emails
Top Comment: And that's why I put "do not have" in the email field during check-in. When the receptionist acts surprised, I tell them with a straight face that I do not use email. But I still want my wi-fi code.
Post: I lied about going to a funeral just to get a day off
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Post: I'm 14 and accepted a ride from a complete stranger earlier
Top Comment: In the future take a pic of the back of the vehicle and text it to your friend and let them know you are hitching a ride. This will give police a massive headstart to find you if anything ever happens.
Post: I put a piece of gum under the table at the security checkpoint at Buckingham Palace
Top Comment: They’re waiting for you to submit your DNA to 23&Me
Post: I Made My Mom Think She Broke Her Own Glass Table On Accident.
Top Comment: Gotta appreciate the acting skills required to pull of such clutch moments
Post: my friend and I pretended to collect money for church so we could buy buckets
Top Comment: Am I missing something? Is bucket slang for something? I’m picturing a couple of kids getting really hyped up to buy a shitload of pails and building a massive sand castle.
Post: I go to two different dunkin donuts depending if I want hot or iced coffee. They both know me and my order by heart when I walk in. It would be too awkward to change my order on them now.
Top Comment: Speaking as a barista (although not at Dunkin), I pride myself on remembering everyone's drinks and sometimes even starting them while they are standing in line but I am not at all upset when they go for something different instead! We want people to have what they want.
Post: I did the YMCA with a hospice patient's arms while she was unresponsive
Top Comment: I was caring for an old lady in her last few days. Her grand-daughter visited. I asked what music her grandma liked. She said Frank Sinatra. I put on the CD. The first song comes on.
'and now... The end is near... And so I face.. the final curtain'
I was mortified. Suggested I skip to the next song... We did laugh though.
Post: I have been a drug/alcohol addict for the last 3 years and I've told no one
Top Comment: welcome to reddit - you’re not alone in this
Post: I paid rent in cash and then re stole the money from my landlady
Top Comment: She knew, I'm sure and not to make you feel worse, but people don't typically rent out their extra rooms unless they need the income to help cover high cost bills that they're struggling with like their mortgage, medical care/treatments, providing for a family member in some way, etc...
Might not hurt to consider remedy your taking advantage of that woman in order to cover your own financial mistakes. A letter of apology and a check for what you owe her, maybe?
Post: I stole towels from a small hotel even after the hotel owner showed us incredible kindness
Top Comment: U can still make it right
Post: When I was a kid I carved my sister's name into the inside door of our parent's car, blamed her for it and got away.
Top Comment: Now she's probably gonna see this post and think "That little cunt".
Post: I stole a Halloween costume from Walmart for my son
Top Comment: As an ex cashier and manager at walmart for 7 yrs. Don't feel too bad. There were plenty of times I saw people steal and sometimes I let them.. Once A mother buying house hold goods and groceries had the bag of cat food sitting on a little girl's winter coat. Another time a Mom bought $200 worth of school clothes and supplies. She had 2 boys (not with her) The two backpacks she got were stuffed with brown paper. She got nervous when I went to take it out for her. She started to say something and I zipped it back up. I knew that both backpacks had a pair of shoes in them under the stuffing.
Sometimes it's ok. Plus it just gets written off in claims. But even for things like a Halloween costume something that isn't necessary but brings joy and allows them to fit in with friends shouldn't be something to hate yourself for.
Go easy on yourself Mama.
Post: i lapsed on c*caine after being 2 years clean. This sucks.
Top Comment: Same thing you did last time, pick yourself up, dust yourself off... One. 2years will be back in no time
Post: Ive been teaching the dog to open doors to annoy my cousin.
Top Comment: You’ve made a demon of a dog