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Teacher here: Book logs are such BS. Forcing kids to read makes many hate it. In my experience, I had the kids who loved reading, and who told me all about their books with no prompting, and others who forged the whole log. Either kids are intrinsically motivated, or they are not. Teachers do not know every book in existence, and I have enough to do already without researching the books that 65 middle school kids claim to be reading. That whole program was BS, thank heavens we no longer do it.
Post: When I was a preteen I stole a towel full of quarters from my best friend.
Top Comment: As a kid who also grew up in a food unstable house hold and would go many days without eating... finding 20 bucks when I was outside instantly made me cry because I knew it meant I could eat that night as well as my family. Feeding a starving child takes precedence over a few dollars your friend wouldnt have missed.
Post: I flick cigarettes back into people's cars if they are stopped
Top Comment: Pisses me off when they flick out their cigs while driving and I'm behind them on my motorcycle.
Post: Whenever I turn my back on a customer, I immediately drop my smile and roll my eyes.
Top Comment: Same. Worked in the restaurant industry for over a year and that is my go to when in irritated lol
Post: The money for snacks I sell at work go into my own pocket
Top Comment: When I worked at Starbucks, rather than throw out the old pastries, I’d bag them up and give them to the homeless people on the walk home.
Post: I lied about being homeless to avoid paying for a permanent tooth i made a friend lose
Top Comment: A friend of mine knocked out a tooth of mine back in elementary school. Luckily in germany everything that happens on campus is the responsability of the school, so their insurance had to pay for it. I honstly dont think either of our parent would have been able to afford a new tooth.
Post: I stole 40 chocolate gold coins from a candy store and bought another 20
Top Comment: > "when I was a kid" ... "went home and ate them with my cousin while paying minecraft "
Fuck I'm old
Post: It is really annoying me that everyone is being so sympathetic about this missing girl in my home town
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Post: I'm a 20 year old female art student and I asked my male friend to pose for me for an art project. Even though he could have posed in swim shorts, I asked him to pose nude for me just so I could see him naked.
Top Comment: When I was in college, a friend of mine asked me to model nude for her. I agreed, and jokingly said "I'll pose naked, as long as you're naked when you draw me." I never expected her to say yes.
When we both realized the other was serious, we laid down ground rules, such as no expectations of sex, and we had to maintain at least a semi-professional environment. She showed up at my place, we both unceremoniously stripped, and after a few mutual compliments, she went to work. We took breaks, we ate lunch, all nude. It went so well, she kind of put me on retainer. Whenever she needed a nude model, we'd meet and spend an afternoon naked together. We got very comfortable with each other.
Post: I got caught masturbating by my friend’s little brother while at her house
Top Comment: Well that kids spank bank is filled for the next 20 years lol
Post: I backed into a car in high school and actively denied it when confronted
Top Comment: I did this once in college.
My roommates boyfriend was staying over and her boyfriend has parked his car partially covering the driveway by about 4 feet.
I was in a hurry to get to work and normally not expecting a car to be blocking me, I hit his car on the back side right rear panel.
I didn't really think anything as it was just a small impact.
Apparently it left a dent and he was pissed asking me about it. I shrugged it off and said I didn't know.
I do still think about it till this day, but karma already got me, so I guess all is well.
Post: I use to fake my parents signature on tests in school
Top Comment: Curious how old you are. If you are still in school, I can understand the guilt. But most adults would probably laugh because in the grand scheme of things cheating in 8th grade just doesn’t matter. (Hope this doesn’t come off as patronizing)
Post: I plagiarized on my last term paper of my Bachelor degree.
Top Comment: If it’s really bothering you that much then why don’t you just do the rewrites and then contact your professor and say “hey, I was clearing out files on my computer to save on my external drive and discovered I submitted a draft rather than the final paper. I would be more than happy to submit the correct file if needed as I continued to work rewrites. Sorry for any inconvenience.”
This gives you an out if you do get busted for plagiarism and helps you clear your conscience. If the professor flags it you have an out either way.
Post: I anonymously called my boss in the middle of the night for almost a year.
Top Comment: I had a friend who worked in IT many years ago as a programmer. Occasionally he would get calls in the middle of the night because something in production went wrong. If he then came in late or something, his boss would give him some crap about being late--she gave him no credit for being woken up for work in the middle of the night.
So finally, one evening he got a call (fairly early...like 10pm or something). He fixed it pretty easily over the phone (this was before remote access), but then he set his alarm clock for 3:30am. At 3:30 his alarm went off, and he called his boss and said "this system is down and I'm not sure I can fix it, what should I do?" Then he called his boss back at like 4:15am and told her it was fixed.
That morning, he was in on time...and so was his boss, but she was all bleary eyed and looked miserable. She never gave him a hard time again.
Post: When I was 13/14 years old, I had trouble accepting I was gay so I masturbated to guys and at the last moment I would climax to a woman so it "wouldn't be gay".
Top Comment: Did you declare "no homo" afterwards too, just in case?
Post: I ordered security key for vending machine at our workplace
Top Comment: You should have gone the other way - come in on the weekend and fill in empty spots with pepsi products and granola bars. Freak out the guy coming in to restock it.
Post: Supposed to be working from home but just did nothing most of the week
Top Comment: Very relatable. But I went back to the office for a day, and reflected on how I did almost less that day.
Post: I used to steal from the Scholastic book fairs
Top Comment: I volunteered at a book fair at my kids school a few years ago, keep in mind the area was very mixed as far an incomes. We were told that if we saw a kid stealing a book to look the other way. Apparently the PTA had a fund to cover it. The thought was, if a kid wanted a book that badly they would most likely read it and if they were reading then it was all good.
Post: I once pushed an elderly lady down the stairs because she noticed me and my friends do something bad
Top Comment: r/confession when someone makes a confession
Post: I stabbed my classmate on the head with a pencil when I was in kindergarten
Top Comment: In my primary we had something call the “curtesy award” it’s was a badge given out every Monday to the best child in the class.
I got this badge and immediately stabbed another peer with the pin and got it taken off me... didn’t get it again for another 5 years
Post: When I was in middle school, I was so heavily bullied that even the kid with cancer got in on it.
Top Comment: People with cancer can be assholes too.
Post: Bought gum with my dad’s money without telling him, threw it away hidden in one of my most prized possessions
Top Comment: Crazy how we can hold to such memories. I love the specificity of this one, tells a lot about you in a small moment
Post: I sometimes ID women to give them a boost.
Top Comment: That's really sweet.
Post: I broke into a bank-owned house and stole things ...
Top Comment: Honestly, the items in the house would probably have either been thrown away or taken by whomever was responsible for disposing of them. Who cares.
However, you were indirectly responsible for some pretty major property damage. Good lesson in how your actions can have completely unforseen consequences.
Post: I threw a trash can off of a roof in middle school and hit somebody
Top Comment: I was wondering how the fuck that happened! I still have a dent in my head you fucker!